June 17, 2009

Week 9 Kick Ballz Game Preview

We're Back!! Feel the Excitement!!

Not sure if this will catch back on, but here is the first 2009 installment of our infamous pre-game break down and predictions.
For those of you new to this, which by my calculations is everyone, since are 3 person following the last two years has dwindled, 2 of the 3 were the two people who actually wrote on this site, this site is primarily dedicated to our kickball team and poking minorities from a safe distance.

Side Note: new team name ‘Blitzkrieg!”. If you don’t know what it means, your either not German or a poor Polish person, so, google it.

We are rolling into week 9 on a lighting hot 4 game win streak after shitting on our first two games, putting us at a total record of 4-2. Hey that’s only 6 games and its week 9?!?. Right, its week 9 so don’t count it, which puts us at 8, minus two rain-outs, you get 6. Right? Regardless, if this league had power rankings, we’d be hotter than me going belly-to-belly-to-back in a Megan Fox / Taylor Swift (she’s 18 right?) sandwich.

This week we play a team called ‘Kick Bawlaz’ who have an impressive 1-1-2 record. Nice name, a lot of thought went into that one. Not sure how they only have 4 games in the standings but I’m pretty sure it has something to do with the tremendous work the commissioner does with the stellar bi-yearly updates to the Memphis kickball league website. Why even have a site? How hard is it to tick a mark in the Win/Lose column. I get it, we are all busy, but if you not going update it, don’t have it and don’t bitch about people turning in their scores if you don’t do dick with them. Anyways, back to this team. I know nothing about this team, don’t think we’ve ever played them and I’m not anticipating much of a fight with the way we have been playing. We do have a few dudes out this week, which normally isn’t a bad thing, but I think we’ll manage.

Opponent: Kick Bawlaz

Their Record: 1-1-2
Game Time: 7:30 pm
Field #: #1


Outcome: WIN
Score: 15-2
Our Record: 4-2

April 11, 2009

Death To All But Blitzkrieg

We're back, just like metal! Oh yeah, "Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls!"

February 26, 2009

So long Sex Cannon...its been real.

February 13, 2009

Sunday Feb 15th - Should be fun - Minglewood Hall

December 10, 2008