tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33616913241681662582024-03-05T12:13:17.750-06:00Face Down in OprahThe VCChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00529800828631855679noreply@blogger.comBlogger113125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361691324168166258.post-40662391773703837722009-06-17T10:17:00.004-05:002009-06-17T10:47:51.779-05:00Week 9 Kick Ballz Game Preview<script type="text/javascript"><br />var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");<br />document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));<br /></script><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 11"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 11"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///D:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Ccdluhos%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><o:smarttagtype namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" name="City"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" name="place"></o:smarttagtype><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> <w:dontgrowautofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:latentstyles deflockedstate="false" latentstylecount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if !mso]><object classid="clsid:38481807-CA0E-42D2-BF39-B33AF135CC4D" id="ieooui"></object> <style> st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) } </style> <![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} @page Section1 {size:8.5in 11.0in; margin:1.0in 1.25in 1.0in 1.25in; mso-header-margin:.5in; mso-footer-margin:.5in; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]--> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;">We're Back!! Feel the Excitement!!</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;">
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<br />Not sure if this will <a href="http://www.retrogames.it/immagini%5Cfoto%5Csnes%5Camericangladiators.jpg">catch back on</a>, but here is the first 2009 installment of our infamous pre-game break down and predictions.</span><span style=";font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">For those of you <a href="http://images.quickblogcast.com/39531-36457/tokyo_gay_pride_travel.jpeg">new</a> to this, which by my calculations is everyone, since are 3 person following the last two years has dwindled, 2 of the 3 were the <a href="http://torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_johnnie/2008_05_10Gay2.JPG">two people</a> who actually wrote on this site, this site is primarily dedicated to our kickball team and poking <a href="http://www.israeli-t.com/images/everyone%20loves%20a%20jewish%20boy%20t%20shirt%20h39001m.jpg">minorities </a>from a safe distance.
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<br /> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <blockquote><span style="font-size:100%;">Side Note: new team name ‘<a href="http://www.desktoprating.com/wallpapers/games-wallpapers-pictures/blitzkrieg-wallpaper.jpg">Blitzkrieg</a>!”.</span><span style=";font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">If you don’t know what it <a href="http://warhistorian.org/images/blitzkrieg.jpg">means</a>, your either not German or a poor Polish person, so, google it.</span></blockquote><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;">
<br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;">We are rolling into week 9 on a lighting hot 4 game win streak after <a href="http://www.welcometothepond.com/photogallery/belly%20flop.jpg">shitting on our first two games</a>, putting us at a total record of 4-2.</span><span style=";font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">Hey that’s only 6 games and its week 9?!?.</span><span style=";font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">Right, its week 9 so <a href="http://www.adamdorman.com/_images/3d_abacus.jpg">don’t count it</a>, which puts us at 8, minus two rain-outs, you get 6.</span><span style=";font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">Right?</span><span style=";font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">Regardless, if this league had power rankings, we’d be hotter than me going belly-to-belly-to-back in a <a href="http://www.eatsleepgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/megan_fox_fhm_photos.jpg">Megan Fox </a>/ <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheHSnPJDc8J3xOvRi2VF47xEveO4iGiuje1wHEBCT7MNKHjjumRn3Lyfg09xV4HtFWpL7Blj7TSg-KyElc6u0Lxpkw63Zq4tT1Utyk-0j_fLt88VK7R1_7sysrNmnFTg2Cq4yrOyyY-O1Q/s320/TaylorSwift-01-big.jpg">Taylor Swift</a> (she’s 18 right?) sandwich.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;">This week we play a team called ‘Kick Bawlaz’ who have an impressive 1-1-2 record.</span><span style=";font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><a href="http://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/thugs.jpg">Nice name</a>, a lot of thought went into that one.</span><span style=";font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">Not sure how </span><span style="font-size:100%;">they only have 4 games in the standings but I’m pretty sure it has something to do with the tremendous work the <a href="http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Science/Images/dumbass.jpg">commissioner </a>does with the stellar bi-yearly updates to the <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Memphis</st1:place></st1:city> kickball league website.</span><span style=";font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">Why even have a site?</span><span style=";font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">How hard is it to tick a mark in the Win/Lose column.</span><span style=";font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">I get it, <a href="http://www.bareboatsbvi.com/images/CBF_Donkey_Races_3.jpg">we are all busy</a>, but if you not going update it, don’t have it and don’t bitch about people turning in their scores if you don’t do dick with them.</span><span style=";font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">Anyways, back to this team.</span><span style=";font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">I know nothing about this team, don’t think we’ve ever played them and I’m not anticipating <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEolWWxExaBRwDwhAC0J123R83tGO5h-k8jNBYKIK2SJVJ8k_XdFTduXm2WGs7F2hKeJ8LuLDZu_uqhTXODnTLOHWxFQ4YpVCsIsGWq3a5ytg7SLY-unpBubHaMJOsgvlRCKjMORjfOH5g/s320/david+vs+goliath.jpg">much of a fight</a> with the way we have been playing.</span><span style=";font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">We do have a few dudes out this week, <a href="http://www.computerguy.tv/Photos/ComputerGuyGirls_TheGrove23June2008_Lg.jpg">which normally isn’t a bad thing</a>, but I think we’ll manage.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;">
<br /></span><span style=";font-size:100%;" > </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dVdYS54R2AE/SjkPyebdi1I/AAAAAAAAAiU/J64ENkVgxQg/s1600-h/funny0498.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 202px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dVdYS54R2AE/SjkPyebdi1I/AAAAAAAAAiU/J64ENkVgxQg/s320/funny0498.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348323392315296594" border="0" /></a></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b>
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<br /></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b>Opponent: </b>Kick Bawlaz</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style="">Their Record: </b>1-1-2
<br /><b>Game Time: </b>7:30 pm
<br /><b>Field #: </b>#1
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<br />Predictions</b>
<br /><b>Outcome: </b>WIN
<br /><b>Score: </b>15-2
<br /><b>Our Record: </b>4-2</span></p> <script type="text/javascript"><br />var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-3799766-1");<br />pageTracker._initData();<br />pageTracker._trackPageview();<br /></script><div style="padding: 5px; position: fixed; z-index: 99999999; display: none; top: 0pt; right: 0pt; bottom: auto; left: auto; height: auto; width: auto; background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.2; opacity: 0.9;"></div>The VCChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00529800828631855679noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361691324168166258.post-39161529967264086712009-04-11T09:35:00.001-05:002009-04-11T09:35:49.597-05:00Death To All But Blitzkrieg<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/M5tl2_K-d-g' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/M5tl2_K-d-g'/></object></p><p>We're back, just like metal! Oh yeah, "Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls!"</p></div>TKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742231100997856802noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361691324168166258.post-50726947705289798032009-02-26T10:55:00.001-06:002009-02-26T10:56:50.778-06:00So long Sex Cannon...its been real.<script type="text/javascript"><br />var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? 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I’m Interested in gardening, architecture, arts and countryside.<br /><br />I would like to meet an active man for a long term relationship. I can move if I find my soulmate.<br /><br />Diagnosed positive for 3 years and doing well on meds.<br /><br />If you want to know more check out my Gaydar profile at www.gaydar.co.uk/go-jonny-go</blockquote><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DZh6uEWjc6w&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DZh6uEWjc6w&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />I like the horn guy.The VCChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00529800828631855679noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361691324168166258.post-335146526629131032008-11-23T21:46:00.004-06:002008-11-24T12:45:16.203-06:00Pick a winner<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNrLsVN5rV_XsWTU8s3lkErHrHyA3KfbsKIb2peYAI_yAhd4j6vjN19yxrxZ-AXXYvW6x3So-xhJ6DmmqVDzsIlktTkSl7YNiP2O1SZCdL2mIuYvp47GSap79rT-b5d4HDW1ztDgMCuyM/s1600-h/nosepick.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNrLsVN5rV_XsWTU8s3lkErHrHyA3KfbsKIb2peYAI_yAhd4j6vjN19yxrxZ-AXXYvW6x3So-xhJ6DmmqVDzsIlktTkSl7YNiP2O1SZCdL2mIuYvp47GSap79rT-b5d4HDW1ztDgMCuyM/s320/nosepick.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272066782508365058" /></a><br /><br />Lots of time til the new season but we still need a name. Help us with a name selection and win something...<br /><br />Here's a list to get you started<br /><br />I’D KICK IT<br />WE GOT THE RUNS<br />DRUNK AGAIN & LOOKING TO SCORE<br />FREE BALLERS <br />10 INCHES SOFT <br />SUCK MY KICK<br />HEBS AND CLEAV<br />DAS BOOTERS<br />MEIN KAMPF OR Mein Kampf mit Kugeln which is my struggle with balls<br />STRAIT BALLIN'<br />"THAT TEAM"<br />TOUCHD BY AN UNCLE<br />Kick Klux Klan<br />'Bout dem Balls<br />Big Balls<br />Kickstart My Junk<br />Good Sex'nTKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742231100997856802noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361691324168166258.post-21179322254536109632008-11-12T13:24:00.002-06:002008-11-12T13:27:22.697-06:00Congrats to the League Champs - Schwetty Balls!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dVdYS54R2AE/SRsthMDD1NI/AAAAAAAAAeo/RVoGW6eQrs4/s1600-h/Funny1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dVdYS54R2AE/SRsthMDD1NI/AAAAAAAAAeo/RVoGW6eQrs4/s400/Funny1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267854237332919506" /></a><br /><br />Congrats to the Schwetty Balls. The Memphis Kickball League Fall Champions. I know you guys worked hard, but couldn't have done it without the help of Midnight Delight. Our constant heckling and hatred of the other team inspired you to be most triumphant.<br /><br />Here's looking to next year. We are going to hand you your ass come spring. Enjoy it while you can. Faggots.The VCChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00529800828631855679noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361691324168166258.post-84230718378548392312008-11-11T11:21:00.003-06:002008-11-11T11:27:09.259-06:00Name ChangeSorry about the lack in posts, but we have been working feverishly at our day jobs.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dVdYS54R2AE/SRnASS6pbCI/AAAAAAAAAeg/f4ongtnIu_w/s1600-h/99+Nasty+Ass+Keyboard.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 285px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dVdYS54R2AE/SRnASS6pbCI/AAAAAAAAAeg/f4ongtnIu_w/s400/99+Nasty+Ass+Keyboard.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267452659734506530" /></a><br /><br />After going thru the Fall league with a perfect record of 0-8 and despite our strong showing in the season ending tournament, Midnight Delight will officially retire the name. It was a good run, but honestly, no one liked the name from the get go. Thanks Ken. We did make the Elite 8, but the name has got to go. We will be taking suggestions for the next several months and then have a vote on it at a party/cookout/orgy sometime in Feb. So, send us some suggestions.The VCChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00529800828631855679noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361691324168166258.post-91155520662586805102008-11-02T20:41:00.001-06:002008-11-02T20:41:29.873-06:00Umm...Yeah..<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/j6NkJzYAyN4' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/j6NkJzYAyN4'/></object></p><p>First off, I like Bron Bron. I think he's had some cool commercials in his day. Hell, I even have a friend that once made a "witness" flag even though he was watching LBJ play on TV, in Memphis, fag. But that shit is just borderline creepy. I'm so confused that I don't know whether beat off or post up. Wait maybe I can do both. <br /><br /><br />P.S.- I missed you so much lately that I've been giving myself paper cuts between my fingers and toes and squeezing lemon juice on them just to show how much us being apart hurts. Anyway, I think Glansberg has given up on this thing due to the fact that the kickball team has lost its spirit. So I won't be writing about that unless we win. </p></div>TKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742231100997856802noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361691324168166258.post-91012771064365889602008-10-09T22:11:00.001-05:002008-10-09T22:11:17.476-05:00Fucking Awesome<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/TWbcsEDrmFE' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/TWbcsEDrmFE'/></object></p><p>For real? That shit's bananas b!</p></div>TKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742231100997856802noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361691324168166258.post-5211639402177373412008-10-09T09:40:00.000-05:002008-10-09T09:46:22.391-05:00Stay Focused TeamSince this weeks game was canceled and next weeks canceled do to some scrubby ass band playing in town, i only hope that this video will keep you focused during our bye weeks...just every time he says football, think kickball<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WO4tIrjBDkk&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WO4tIrjBDkk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>The VCChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00529800828631855679noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361691324168166258.post-36367077746057421612008-10-02T20:27:00.003-05:002008-10-02T22:00:09.943-05:00Kickballz Fall League Week IV: FUCK OFF!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgR2JwoTxrOq6AmNhKh2BtBUCXKpgRo5vUL-PB0V-wO6-kCLbX1o6nKHaj08Rob8mxxU5fbfICoSf5ltM8uynd07pbvl9Hq4ygUZM8hQpvy8jhGmZUdPRoL1WOiE0fkV1UA7MfYi_AO2RA/s1600-h/suck.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgR2JwoTxrOq6AmNhKh2BtBUCXKpgRo5vUL-PB0V-wO6-kCLbX1o6nKHaj08Rob8mxxU5fbfICoSf5ltM8uynd07pbvl9Hq4ygUZM8hQpvy8jhGmZUdPRoL1WOiE0fkV1UA7MfYi_AO2RA/s320/suck.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5252735845710449618" /></a><br />Sneak a peek. It's ok getcha an eyeful. That a boy, get your look on. Go a head and soak it in. Ready to throw up? Thought so. Before you pleasure the VCC's mom with a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emetophilia">Roman</a> <a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/Booticon/puke.jpg">Shower</a>, realize this: what you're looking at is basically a visual representation of how we play. And by we I mean the Midnight Delight. How does this represent us you may ask. Kickballer, my kickballer lend me your ear and allow me to explain. From a hundred yards you see a long legged lady kicking it in a tiny bikini. Just like our team, from afar you see a bunch of confident, athletic looking people. Then you get a little closer. All the sudden you realize that, hey, this bitch is kinda thick, but fuck it. It's a party, your a little drunk and its Mardi Gras, St. Patrick's Day, New Years Eve, or possibly a Tuesday afternoon in Boyz Town because everybody has made that mistake once every other week. You know what I'm saying playboy. That's like basically saying, "yeah we're down but no big deal. We're about to monkey fuck these assholes while a couple of cows and a chicken watch in the corner." Don't act like nobody has ever said it ass face. Why else would I use quotes. Next thing you know you're right up in the shit. But it's ok cuz your shit canned and this chick's half naked. Translation you still think that being down by 3 runs is within striking distance. The next thing you know you've accepted 2 drinks from the lady up above (both seeming to be foaming from excessive illegal and awesome amounts of drugs) and you're headed to her apt. This is basically after you have dropped 4 balls, no pun intended, and had 8 wild throws. Finally you realize that after digging around this tranny's pants for 45 min that it's a lost cause and there's no vag, except you don't care you're going to give it a shot anyway and maybe this brown thing is just a dirty pocket vagina or maybe an Alabama Hot Pocket, who cares you just want to get it over with. This is metaphor for when <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmslcafEfxI">this</a> happens. Nuff said. <br /><br />On a sad note, last weeks game marked the last game played of founding outfielder, #3, Scully. She played the game with a lot of spirit and beer. But alas she has moved on to a better place...Hawaii. Yeah sucks for her, cuz everybody that moves out there just gets tanned and laid, both ways (get it, ya know with the flowers and well ya know brah). Quick update on Scully, she may have gotten eaten by a large black women on the plane ride. Good luck...Also got to give it up to our new girls and old girls. Way to fill out the jerseys gang. If you were expecting links...Fuck Off!TKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742231100997856802noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361691324168166258.post-44760757408870481212008-09-30T20:38:00.003-05:002008-09-30T21:21:34.289-05:00FDIO - Kickballz Fall Game 4 PreviewAvast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? What makes a Pirate Angry?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dVdYS54R2AE/SOLU0v3nPFI/AAAAAAAAAX4/0Biohw6ErhI/s1600-h/0930080814.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dVdYS54R2AE/SOLU0v3nPFI/AAAAAAAAAX4/0Biohw6ErhI/s400/0930080814.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251994118135430226" /></a><br /><br />This week we play the <a href="http://crispysound.com/crap/gay_pirate_.jpg">Angry Pirates</a>. I'll be honest. They have one of my favorite names in the league. But until we've actually had to face them, I've never asked myself "Why are these <a href="http://gallery.overt.org/d/35054-4/IMG_5516.jpg">pirates</a> so angry?" Did <a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_zIg-2ZM1cD0/RyNpwUPTj8I/AAAAAAAAAdY/BGCgh2cbWb4/DSCN0335.JPG">someone</a> wrong them on the high sea's? Did <a href="http://albums.mouseplanet.com/DLNOSProcessed/PirateBand2_070506_AVP.jpg">Jack Sparrow </a>foil their plundering agenda? Did someone steal there <a href="http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w184/gokussj21/buffie-the-body-big-booty.jpg">booty</a>? (thanks Ted for the pirate suggestion, fuckin tool)<br /><br />Fifteen men on the dead man's chest -- Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!<br /><br />We've <a href="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002EJ7JY.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg">struggled</a> this season. 0-3 is not really a record to get <a href="http://bleacherreport.com/articles/63069-good-bye-yankee-stadium-i-will-not-miss-you">excited about</a>. Our defense is solid but once again our offense is suspect. We have <a href="http://ballsiest.com/sportsblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/tampa-bay-bucs-cheerleader.jpg">trouble</a> scoring runs, collectively. But I got that feeling. I got that feeling this week that we are going to <a href="http://buzznet-34.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users9/thecrimea/ukalbumlaunchtour/Joe...a_water_balloon--large-msg-1133867239-2.jpg">explode</a>. Have you ever made a water balloon and left the balloon on the hose too long and it just <a href="http://www.macarthurchambers.com.au/247venue_images/620-2005115-SexyFireman.jpg">burst everwhere</a>? Not only do you get the pressured water from the exploding balloon, but you then get a constant river of payback which we have bottled up over these past 3 weeks. This is our week. This team is also 0-3 so someone this week is getting their first win. Ask yourselves, Why not us? Why can't it be our week too spray our revenge all over the opposing team? I certainly don't want to wash their balloon juice out of my hair come wednesday night. So...team...friends. Lets do it for the Delight.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVPHtq5F8KDqBYPXR17nfvZKHJbPwqwt71x-lLte9x2et-r-ZZBb9FF0C5oH2Mj_HqbSvCsTFG7mlFyWnpQQ7S0NyOXdPMSz2IPNrvibYY7l08eqvYvsq53ALwwVoNOQEY0GWKfLsLN0Q/s1600-h/63+Whats+Next,+Separate+Water+Fountains.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVPHtq5F8KDqBYPXR17nfvZKHJbPwqwt71x-lLte9x2et-r-ZZBb9FF0C5oH2Mj_HqbSvCsTFG7mlFyWnpQQ7S0NyOXdPMSz2IPNrvibYY7l08eqvYvsq53ALwwVoNOQEY0GWKfLsLN0Q/s400/63+Whats+Next,+Separate+Water+Fountains.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5252003133514318882" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Opponent: </span>Angry Pirates<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Game Time: </span>7:30 pm<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Field #: </span>#1<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />Predictions</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Outcome: </span>WIN<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Score: </span>9-4<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Our Record: </span>0-3The VCChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00529800828631855679noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361691324168166258.post-13377446732080542232008-09-30T19:23:00.001-05:002008-09-30T19:23:54.077-05:00Starting Out The Game Rizzight<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/nAKe211rv4M' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/nAKe211rv4M'/></object></p><p>Maybe we lose cuz we don't know how to take the field?</p></div>TKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742231100997856802noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361691324168166258.post-47416367090926746272008-09-25T21:37:00.004-05:002008-09-25T23:10:15.574-05:00Kickballz Fall League Week Trois: Getting Scatalogical<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJmgtVFpPWhCKfECRYBe4qPJkTaiFFi4V9MPL3GQg8LsiWFEgg-yJkDv03jC37UquVqBBzRhyphenhyphenpPJQ4rp5uBvTjfimPswwYSLCj5T-fsFagLXX63mPYo_3vqcFWVMQgg9gmMUvEPtfNMg8/s1600-h/poo.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJmgtVFpPWhCKfECRYBe4qPJkTaiFFi4V9MPL3GQg8LsiWFEgg-yJkDv03jC37UquVqBBzRhyphenhyphenpPJQ4rp5uBvTjfimPswwYSLCj5T-fsFagLXX63mPYo_3vqcFWVMQgg9gmMUvEPtfNMg8/s200/poo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5250156192412435122" /></a><br />Strange isn't? No, not the pic. I mean really why would you be surprised about a shit that size after the way we crapped the bed in our third straight game. I mean after our fecal feat, that thing looks like rabbit pellets nay ant asslings. No the peculiar thing about the portrait above is that after dropping a load like that you would think that one would feel a sense of <a href="http://coedmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/30/o-face.jpg">relief</a>. Well you would be fucking wrong. I have no feeling of joy. Instead of being proud of the <a href="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1079/571944441_b2563c5643.jpg?v=0">lil brown baby boy</a> we created, I feel like a chick that got a <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boston%20pancake">boston pancake</a> without being asked permission (thanks dustin). It's just getting bad. Instead of getting blown out we find a way every week to beat ourselves. I'm so upset and distraught that I can't, oh who am i kidding, we beat ourselves like the VCC looking thru a priests vacation pictures with altar boys. So how did the shit go down you ask. Was it a thick brick? No, it was more like a shit spray affect. Little bits of running poo every where. Things got off to a cozy enough start as the Delight rang up 2 runs in the first. Then promptly gave up 2 runs. Then the defense held strong, nothing could get by this well built <a href="http://www.jldr.com/ohracebrick1.jpg">wal</a>l. However there was one slip up. The ball was kicked high into shallow center. I not paying attention or caring was hoping Jr. would get it. J<a href="http://madeinbrazilmag.com/gaymedia/junior2-cover.jpg">r</a> sucking and being lazy decided to call the ball for me. Feeling the urgency to give the folks a good show we were both off on a torrid race to catch the ball like <a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=12541">clay aiken</a> to a hot dog cart. At some point everyone realized <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7OLyQbepA">what</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2GMi6csjVE&feature=related">was</a> going to happen <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ6z3NfVs60">next</a> and only 2 people didn't want it to happen. Long story short I'm carrying J<a href="http://www.afrotechmods.com/arnold/choice/Junior.jpg">r's jr</a>. Things got worse and we gave up a few more runs. Errors were every where. Some craptastic kicking and worse running lead to another loss. I think the problem is that our assholes are too tight. Well everybody but the RF's, it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway with that guy. So we lost another. Too little to early this time. So many questions. When will we win? Why was Jones wearing his shorts backwards? When will the jerseys come in? If Ken had a vagina would he be shaved? What will we do without Scully? Is it her last game? Why is VCC bunting? Why aren't the girls playing topless? All good questions that will only be answered over time. But one things for sure, next time we're gonna pull up our boot straps, oil up some asses and do some plowing of our own. Until then...TKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742231100997856802noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361691324168166258.post-62400957258619638552008-09-22T20:16:00.004-05:002008-09-22T20:54:45.284-05:00You know what fantasy football is like?It's like self asphyxiation or, for some of you, Erotic asphyxiation.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dVdYS54R2AE/SNhMJR6_6NI/AAAAAAAAAXw/buakGlI92m4/s1600-h/chokers.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dVdYS54R2AE/SNhMJR6_6NI/AAAAAAAAAXw/buakGlI92m4/s320/chokers.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249029088013707474" /></a><br /><br />Your taking something that by by nature, is fucking fantastic, like football or boxing the one-eyed champ, and attempting to make it better. Around 2003 B.F.F., I remember feeling a lot more for my team. Now, all is see are points. No shit. I was sitting here watching this fucking Jets/Chargers game and ...[the jets special teams just returned a kickoff, 6pts. Nice, I bet whoever got the Jets D has them on their bench.]...and I saw Thomas Jones fumble. I knew that my wife had him on her team, so my first thought was, "Damn! I'm going to have to listen to her bitch about this for days.", but then I remembered she sat him this week. Thomas Jones used to be a stud in Chicago, and I really like T. Jones. But that was the third thought that came to my head. Football was so good when you had your team and you actually knew the team, but it got even better with Fantasy Football. Now you have your team and YOUR FUCKING TEAM. Your team can eat two shits, cause I double dipped my cods your teams Mom this past weekend, twice. It's your team and those are you players. You get pissed when people talk shit. Everyone love's pounding the bald moose, but you can apparently take it to the next level by putting a plastic bag over your head or tying a noose off to the ceiling fan. Just like that noose that took one to many fan rotations, is fantasy football taking the fun out of giving yourself a low five? Just like the dudes who took self love to the extreme, we will never know until its too late. But fuck it, I'm going to glory hole fuck Chilltown and his scrubby ass 2nd rate team come Sunday.The VCChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00529800828631855679noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361691324168166258.post-54865800891039033782008-09-22T14:26:00.006-05:002008-12-08T18:28:40.950-06:00FDIO - Kickballz Fall Game 3 Preview<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCVk0hke4OZuUDAz2Jg4xE9-gzbLuCdEzLqEsXtrLP5WX3eDqPQ6wowEzCegZWVac13wMq32tXWvTcTkx-2G1SA_1y0-QWna4eVuHn7gtgkPPxUPt7t_gMwwg9wmDvraFGCjx0ife5Q2M/s1600-h/Bully.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCVk0hke4OZuUDAz2Jg4xE9-gzbLuCdEzLqEsXtrLP5WX3eDqPQ6wowEzCegZWVac13wMq32tXWvTcTkx-2G1SA_1y0-QWna4eVuHn7gtgkPPxUPt7t_gMwwg9wmDvraFGCjx0ife5Q2M/s400/Bully.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5248930564309459858" /></a><br />Playground Bullies...What do we know about the Playground Bullies? Not much. As far as I know we don't hold any <a href="http://www.kingkamali.com/gallery/arnold2002/large/middle%20finger%202002%20arnold%20expo.jpg">grudges</a> against this team. They haven't <a href="http://antisyphus.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/backstabber.jpg">wronged us</a> on a team or an individual level. We have never played them so we don't have any <a href="http://www.worthalaugh.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/ducks-revenge.jpg">revenge</a> to inflict. There name would imply that they are big and <a href="http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i290/willi377/FatDude.jpg">fat</a> and like to only pick on those smaller and weaker then them. Playground Bullies...hmmm. <br /><br />So, their name would lead me to believe 1 of 2 things. The first, which they are still in elementary school and they are in fact, a group of <a href="http://frontier.cincinnati.com/blogs/gov/uploaded_images/franken-794120.bmp">young boys</a> and girls who are, on some level, actual playground attendees and are in fact, bullies. Makes sense right? Or, option 2, they are team of late 20's, early 30's <a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/76/Michael_jackson_bad_cd_cover_1987_cdda.jpg">pedophiles</a> who like to pray on the <a href="http://cache.lifehacker.com/assets/resources/2007/07/Home-Alone.png">weak and innocent</a> children of there local playgrounds. We'll we know that option 1 is false, cause I swear I've seem them <a href="http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/Baby-Drinking-Beer.jpg">drink</a>. Also, a local radio jockey is a member of their team and she told me that our team swallows which leads me to determine she has actually been <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ank5WVf69_8/RlG5EfXvd2I/AAAAAAAAAsU/Iha0NrZGuF8/s1600-h/Carmen_Electra_Valentine_129200722944PM458.jpg">around the block a few times</a> and is speaking of experience and personal preference. Plus she is older then us. That just leaves option 2. Wow. We are playing a team of windowless <a href="http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii319/Marsupial_Vomit/InspirationalFreeCandy.jpg">van owners</a> who trap innocent children by offering them discount ice cream and salty popsicles. This team is obviously <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5Pv6QTvzos">fucked in the head</a>. Man, someone really needs to rally around this and create a facebook group, calling out for justice against this team. Facebook group for a cause, good luck.<br /><br /><br />Due to the fact that the kickball site is maintained with the same precision as our offensive kicks, I can only determine that this team has won at least one game. I would really like to win this week. I know you guys would like to win this week. The beer taste so much better after a <a href="http://www.victorysportsgrillandbar.com/vgril_zoom_front.jpg">victory</a>. And unless we win, I'm skipping the bar cause I lost a bet to Jones this weekend and I have to pick up his bar tab Wednesday. No shots though. I am going to call out Ken this week though. He is supposed to be our leader, our Crazy Horse, but lately his leadership skills have been equivalent to the Polish army. If this holds true this week, we can expect nothing but a blitzkrieg all over our <a href="http://www.itshibrow.com/bonus/cheez-nuts-money-shot.jpg">faces</a>.<br /><br />"We're all going to have so much fucking fun we're all going to need plastic surgery to remove our god damn smiles."<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dVdYS54R2AE/SNf8GHrH6hI/AAAAAAAAAXo/N6sMZ3Vv57U/s1600-h/Flying+Guy.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dVdYS54R2AE/SNf8GHrH6hI/AAAAAAAAAXo/N6sMZ3Vv57U/s320/Flying+Guy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5248941072792939026" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Opponent: </span>Playground Bullies<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Game Time: </span>6:30 pm<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Field #: </span>#1<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Predictions</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Outcome: </span>WIN?<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Score: </span>5-4<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Our Record: </span>0-2The VCChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00529800828631855679noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361691324168166258.post-22202850553962842742008-09-18T19:29:00.005-05:002008-09-18T21:18:00.799-05:00Kickballz Fall League Week II: This Never Happens To Me<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjb_uvprdGPNJnRMC630fDD5pDba9yz_VA_iEIIPUoDdNybTEOBBnUbCpaxnN6pZ0BJJPcl6bkfrzEZNlTYDoed99Zzg9xTNDnWS5eYsqDUG5EAesvBDQ8I54hPSLktyCuOIrYqyuZ1gR0/s1600-h/limp.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjb_uvprdGPNJnRMC630fDD5pDba9yz_VA_iEIIPUoDdNybTEOBBnUbCpaxnN6pZ0BJJPcl6bkfrzEZNlTYDoed99Zzg9xTNDnWS5eYsqDUG5EAesvBDQ8I54hPSLktyCuOIrYqyuZ1gR0/s320/limp.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5247544277147563954" /></a><br />After a devastating loss in week one, the delightful midnighters were back to reclaim the title as the<a href="http://www.imdb.com/media/rm648516352/tt0096913"> best of the best</a>(wow James Earl Jones, Eric Roberts, and a young Chris Penn. I smell an<a href="http://z.about.com/d/tattoo/1/0/_/5/1/kim506oscar.jpg"> Osca</a>r. So here we were with 2 queens on casino night and about to drop a deuce on everybody. Only it didn't go that way exactly. So take my hand lil one and walk with me to a <a href="http://www.thenobleidiot.com/Site/Blog/71107C6B-C8F3-4184-8C6E-40C18E85240C_files/molester%20van.png">van with no windows and lots of candy</a>, to hear the mind boggling tale of week Deuce. This story contains intrigue, hate, jealousy, rainbows, obesity and chicks in tight shorts.<br /><br />The day was drawing to an end and our heros were starting to fill up on can beer and an unusal amount of hubris as they prepared to take on the hated Multiple Scorgasms lead by dreaded <a href="http://www.bigboyflorida.com/db3/00280/bigboyflorida.com/_uimages/BigBoyLogo.bmp">T-bag</a>. This game had been building for a week now, with talk of the hard fought first game and how this was a sure to be in the bag. Midnight had developed a strong sense of hubris, that a first was charming, but has now become their undoing. The word on the street was that the Delight was going to lay the beatdown. We felt strong, we felt virile, potent even and a little drunk. And then it happened. They showed up. The Scorgasms didn't look good. There was a lot of back<a href="http://news.nhs-info.com/creature/data/upimages/pre_liposuction_back.jpg"> fat</a>. Also T bag was there, but the worst part was when we heard their gay fat little midget friend. You may think I'm being cruel but if you mix a little of <a href="http://www.inhabitat.com/wp-content/uploads/unicorn-rainbow.jpg">this</a>, t<a href="http://www.empirezwinger.com/images/Leprechaun.jpg">hat</a>, and a dash of <a href="http://otherwhirled.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/penis-birthday-cake1.jpg">this</a>, then that's what this kid was like. It was like all the gayness in memphis rolled up into one. Gayer than <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk8Yo4pzhWs">3 chicks acting like dudes</a>. Gayer than the VCC's <a href="http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/868/90021664.JPG">wet dreams</a>. Gayer than a s<a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/28/gay2.jpg">ub 10 second 10</a>0. You get the point. Like a unicorn jabbing its horn into a...You know what I'm gonna stop there. Anyway, we started out pretty well going ahead early. Then they bounced back. Ahead 2-1. Then it was like 6-1. Then the shit talking started to happen. And from what I could tell it was pretty bad. Like your mom went to college bad. Then we lost. I hate you, it's your fault.<br /><br />We sucked. We went from super sleeper to that <a href="http://journals.jevon.org/img/user/arita-1544-36779e190844.jpg">dude who was really annoying and past out way to early so you taught him a lesson type of sleeper</a>. So we picked ourselves up and drank. Good news is that a couple of chicks and some dude rubbed up against me last night at the bar, so I guess I just achieved my first threesome and a devils foursome. Also our girls looked really hot as always. Way to go ladies. Nice. If you felt this post sucked, then <a href="http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20080916/megan%20fox%20bikini%20gq%20/megan%20fox%20gq%201.html">this</a> should make up for it.TKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742231100997856802noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361691324168166258.post-72710325389669196022008-09-17T07:55:00.005-05:002008-09-17T09:18:12.143-05:00FDIO - Kickballz Fall Game 2 PreviewFUCK THIS TEAM!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dVdYS54R2AE/SNEA55XtRbI/AAAAAAAAAW8/PNjeHmirzgE/s1600-h/FemAll.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dVdYS54R2AE/SNEA55XtRbI/AAAAAAAAAW8/PNjeHmirzgE/s400/FemAll.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5246976035516138930" /></a><br /><br />Tonight we play a bitter rival in <a href="http://www.funkyformats.com/gayteam.jpg">Multiple Scoregasams</a>. I know that we just came off the season opener and a tough loss, but I couldn't think of a better team to take our frustration out against than this team. Well...other than Foot Club. This is the team we played on Field #1 last year early in the season and if you recall, Jones got served in chug-off's. I hope that fat sack of monkey spunk is there tonight so we can <a href="http://www.syntaxerror.nu/joy013.jpg">turbo</a> fuck his head. I really don't like this team. In addition to the tons-of-shit beer chugger, they also disputed the score last time, but thanks to our strong showing in the bottom of the final inning their dispute was moot. <br /><br />We just need to keep the ball on the ground with this team and let them <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jill">beat their selves</a>. Sort of like Ted's Friday night date night. We'll get <a href="http://webzoom.freewebs.com/bobby1970/A%20Seriously%20Drunk%20Redneck.jpg">liquored up</a>. Break a sweat. Then plant the demon seed of fear inside and outside them. I want this team to cancel there <a href="http://images.shoutwire.com/pic_full/gothapotamusff2ae996-4336-4fde-bda5-fa23e599397d.jpg">after game plans</a>, so they can go home and nurse a wounded heart. I want to break their spirit as a team so bad that they question the existence of there team and dispute whether or not they will even show up for the rest of the season. Fuck this team and the gay fucking donkey they fucked as they rode in.<br /><br />Gooooooooooo TEAM!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcvK4po6hqOyVR23DIcbuLrz-8HNLMz2UMt6ITM77ULiw4feHTNVx86eb9EyWxn4kDFwyBLCF9EbmFcsOTVezS6yEqIPgh2MCsUqMKQJVBivkODDVR9O67SgyQWDY0DmzP4p2pmPr5GIc/s1600-h/66-go-yankees.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcvK4po6hqOyVR23DIcbuLrz-8HNLMz2UMt6ITM77ULiw4feHTNVx86eb9EyWxn4kDFwyBLCF9EbmFcsOTVezS6yEqIPgh2MCsUqMKQJVBivkODDVR9O67SgyQWDY0DmzP4p2pmPr5GIc/s320/66-go-yankees.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5246979506721271378" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Opponent:</span> Multiple Scoregasams<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Game Time:</span> 6:30 pm<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Field #:</span> #3<br /><br />Predictions<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Outcome:</span> WIN<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Score: </span>13-4<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Our Record: </span>0-1The VCChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00529800828631855679noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361691324168166258.post-38560305992267020622008-09-11T08:22:00.006-05:002008-12-08T18:28:41.518-06:00FDIO - Kickballz Fall Game 1 Box Score<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dVdYS54R2AE/SMkcuCnTVAI/AAAAAAAAAWk/q2qcg5_D1hc/s1600-h/loser.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dVdYS54R2AE/SMkcuCnTVAI/AAAAAAAAAWk/q2qcg5_D1hc/s320/loser.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5244754818350928898" /></a><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">I want to thank everyone for coming out. We had a strong showing, just couldn't pull it off. Great effort, terrible result. First inning killed us. And thats all i have to say about that...</span><br /><br /><br />Ok...sorry....i posted the above while i was a bit sad....so below is my actual post.<br /><br />Ok...I'm just in a pissy mood today and you should have to suffer for that. Team...huddle up....take a <a href="http://kaypoh.com/pixelpost/images/20060102004314_japanese.lap.pillow..jpg">knee</a>. You played hard last night. You know how I know you played hard. Cause we left our sweat, beer and some <a href="http://frankroche.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/steve-bloody-knee.jpg">blood</a> out on the field. Sure we had one bad inning that put us in a <a href="http://salpetti.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/pamela_anderson_229462g.jpg">deep hole</a>. But we battled back. We knew it was early and we played our kind of ball after that, <a href="http://hoox.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/naked-twister.jpg">our type of game</a>...as a team. Each of you should be proud of yourselves. Minus Ted who's <a href="http://www.uberreview.com/wp-content/uploads/rubics-cube-for-the-lazy.jpg">lack of hustle</a> set the tone for that first inning. And fuck that team. Fuck'em all. 4 to 6 was the final. 4 to 6. With 4 of theirs cuming in the first inning. Offensively we have a better shot of getting on base and running those bases based on <a href="http://washington.nationals.mlb.com/images/2006/07/02/d7HfCPfc.jpg">errors</a> by the fielders, popping the ball up accomplishes shit, unless they have a Ted on their team who can't catch. Come to think of it, if we would have just played with an <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4l2d9knlb4NL-ANGYJhIB_mauIZ0JDjImpts1hE9chhA6dgvBj9zewTNpNUEPB0hmZgTc7_t02ctVo-slYkiLBnYSGtqLYHoHCs2KXGFjYWEJYjz85zgyNMGoJ09o_EwD4cFnJ7NTjC0/s400/GasGaugeEmpty.jpg">empty</a> center field and kicked boy - girl - boy - girl - girl - boy. (doubled up on girls there cause that was Teds spot). Enough ragging on Ted. Defensively, if you subtract the first inning we were fucking air tight. We had the "play at 2nd" shit down to a science last night. Megan's like a fucking steal trap over there at second.<br /><br />Bottom line, we played good and we'll play <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKe4ZoHj4njQJtB085hBQms0G3dhQrEd0XXxTw7mD2s-JBYfB35O_EB91cxUzx5gxy6jIVuSCMjs-Y8Pdnjv5cOcba_ahG_cqcFBhN0RijTJ9gcItDMKEykmOEggi4qfbikJdbTe-FXY5q/s1600/bears_colts.jpg">even better</a> next week. I haven't looked to see who the opponent is yet, but <a href="http://landofpuregold.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/playguys.jpg">they probably suck</a> (but probably don't). So if people today ask you if you won or lost last night, just tell them "We won the <a href="http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13839/46_2007/Picture%2020.png">hearts of our fellow team members</a>.....but we lost the actual game, but only 4-6 and only cause we gave up 4 in the first inning and its all <a href="http://soapinions.com/pictures/TedKingLorenzoAlcazarQuitsGH_115E0/tedking4.jpg">Teds</a> fault.<br /><br />1 game down, 7 to go.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_JoX4VArs7VFVENl7tTBN8PQ5cdAdxX-IRKhoaWb6ZyxKBi8VUlQdnHO2_ko5MJ2Gn413XJWRpAhvBWaWLQyuZscCnWGwOmpKGGHhHkxOFiJh4vPe3eJURv5pUrIoyTiHREJDZon5UAE/s1600-h/jesusfantasy.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_JoX4VArs7VFVENl7tTBN8PQ5cdAdxX-IRKhoaWb6ZyxKBi8VUlQdnHO2_ko5MJ2Gn413XJWRpAhvBWaWLQyuZscCnWGwOmpKGGHhHkxOFiJh4vPe3eJURv5pUrIoyTiHREJDZon5UAE/s320/jesusfantasy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5244860257661961442" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Game Day:</span> Sept 10<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Opponent: </span>Balls Deep<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">Result:</span> Loss<br />Score:</span> 4-6<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Midnight Delight Record:</span> 0-1The VCChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00529800828631855679noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361691324168166258.post-41218494871759736072008-09-09T15:12:00.004-05:002008-09-12T15:32:36.630-05:00FDIO - Kickballz Fall Game 1 Preview<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dVdYS54R2AE/SMbZR0O1s6I/AAAAAAAAAWM/c2HsbjSd4W4/s1600-h/WereBack.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dVdYS54R2AE/SMbZR0O1s6I/AAAAAAAAAWM/c2HsbjSd4W4/s400/WereBack.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5244117716221408162" /></a><br />The time has approached and Midnight Delight suits up tomorrow. The way that I see it, we are not doing this just for us. We are not doing this just for the team. We are representing all those teams from the <a href="http://images.apple.com/itunesaffiliates/US/2007/10/07/Scrubs_300x300.jpg">Division B</a>. You don't choose success folks, <a href="http://prnewser.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/061112_oprah2.jpg">it</a> chooses you. I don't know about you but I already started talking shit to some Division A teams. I talked a bit of shit to a member of the Fockers and I let Danni Bruns know today that her team sucks. She replied back that our team <a href="http://www.pestproducts.com/images/Tree-Swallow.jpg">swallows</a>, and I couldn't disagree, but regardless, it’s on. Don't sit there in your seat reading this, thinking that we are <a href="http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A1751/175105/300_175105.gif">going to get killed</a> out there this year. We have tough schedule. This is true. We only have one game against a Division B team and last year we went 0-3 against Division A. But if we can win a few games in the A league, especially right off the bat, we can earn some serious street <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqNHqfYkxDs">cred</a>. I also know most of us were really amped about playing "Watts Up" this year, but Mr. Zed got scared and hurt him self. From what I hear it was a <a href="http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5719257,00.jpg">self affixation</a> gone wrong and in the process <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/nov05election/2006/12/28/governor_in_hospital499x333.bmp">he tore his MCL</a>. Oh well, he can watch from the dugout as we go two ankles deep in his team.<br /><br />Our first opponent this year is <a href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/11/2008/03/ghostbustersshocker.jpg">Balls Deep</a>. This may or may not be my neighbor’s team, I can't ever remember. Never the less, we can win. If it is the same team, I think they got beat by <a href="http://home.new.rr.com/savedinfo/images/Hasselhoff-Homo.jpg">Brookhaven</a> worse than we did last year. So we got that going for us. Show up. <a href="http://www.mind-and-body-yoga.com/image-files/yoga-poses-nui.jpg">Stretch it out</a>. Pop the top and enjoy the season.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiRdhkRmb1bJHCu-MtIJSaoLDhDej_s-KCfsq7o_1d7aNt1Na46E9Bc_ZUlsxasB3xI03_yhL1EV3sAaKVO53469wDmySdSos0hwnyz2Ybwcys1g-WFb_YHL_6x6ALGhRj5d_0EIv_Cn8/s1600-h/Melons.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiRdhkRmb1bJHCu-MtIJSaoLDhDej_s-KCfsq7o_1d7aNt1Na46E9Bc_ZUlsxasB3xI03_yhL1EV3sAaKVO53469wDmySdSos0hwnyz2Ybwcys1g-WFb_YHL_6x6ALGhRj5d_0EIv_Cn8/s320/Melons.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5244122618876554786" /></a><br />Opponent: Balls Deep<br />Game Time: 7:30 pm<br />Field #: #3<br /><br />Predictions<br />Outcome: WIN<br />Score: 9-6The VCChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00529800828631855679noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361691324168166258.post-1767349779132987882008-09-09T09:04:00.003-05:002008-09-12T15:33:08.056-05:00Poor Brady....but F'em<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dVdYS54R2AE/SMaChJBzPTI/AAAAAAAAAWE/bb91i8N0nFA/s1600-h/bernard-pollard-tee_red.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dVdYS54R2AE/SMaChJBzPTI/AAAAAAAAAWE/bb91i8N0nFA/s400/bernard-pollard-tee_red.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5244022321990286642" /></a><br /><br />I'll be taking orders shortly.The VCChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00529800828631855679noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361691324168166258.post-86966130691282241402008-09-03T22:31:00.002-05:002008-09-12T15:33:54.849-05:001 More Day Til...<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/9ufwukWgKfI' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/9ufwukWgKfI'/></object></p><p>both you and your girlfriend hope to be a TE. Probably more you than her. Actually when you read this it will probably be just a few hours. Hooray!!!!</p></div>TKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00742231100997856802noreply@blogger.com1