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FUCK THIS TEAM!



Tonight we play a bitter rival in Multiple Scoregasams. I know that we just came off the season opener and a tough loss, but I couldn't think of a better team to take our frustration out against than this team. Well...other than Foot Club. This is the team we played on Field #1 last year early in the season and if you recall, Jones got served in chug-off's. I hope that fat sack of monkey spunk is there tonight so we can turbo fuck his head. I really don't like this team. In addition to the tons-of-shit beer chugger, they also disputed the score last time, but thanks to our strong showing in the bottom of the final inning their dispute was moot.

We just need to keep the ball on the ground with this team and let them beat their selves. Sort of like Ted's Friday night date night. We'll get liquored up. Break a sweat. Then plant the demon seed of fear inside and outside them. I want this team to cancel there after game plans, so they can go home and nurse a wounded heart. I want to break their spirit as a team so bad that they question the existence of there team and dispute whether or not they will even show up for the rest of the season. Fuck this team and the gay fucking donkey they fucked as they rode in.

Gooooooooooo TEAM!




Opponent: Multiple Scoregasams
Game Time: 6:30 pm
Field #: #3

Predictions
Outcome: WIN
Score: 13-4
Our Record: 0-1