February 14, 2008

Gettin Dat Fo Sho

It’s been like a month and half since we decided to try this whole blog craze thing out. Myself and Teddy King discuss topics from time to time that we have read on sports blogs or Memphis sites and after about 6-7 beers a piece one afternoon at Patrick’s (local bar where the average age is 72, dinner starts at 3pm, but $1.50 draft beers all the time, shit, around 6pm in the afternoon, some of that oldness starts to look pretty good, right? I just threw up a little), we decided, "What the shit...lets do it." Will do a site, like there isn't a fucking'nough of them, we'll name it something sports related with a bit of a Memphis twist. We'll write about sporting related issues that entertain us, throw is some Bluff City related content, a few gay/dick/ass jokes and make fun of the Grizzlies a bit. Hell...to make it easier and less time consuming, we'll get a few other suckers and make them write about crap no one else cares about. Shit, at the very least it will fill the site with more content and take some of the pressure of me and free up more time for Ted to gobble cock. So, what name did we come up with, "Face Down in Oprah". I know right, has nothing to do with sports or Memphis, except the fact that there is a small, very tiny, link between the fact Oprah is some-what black and Memphis is a 97.73% black city. That’s it. We tossed around some other names, like Stuart Scotts Lazy Eye (taken), 2 Tards and a Pencil (still like it), Assless Chaps, Frisky Fisting and there were others. We always strayed away from Sports/Memphis name and it always ended with "2 Fists Deep in Ass" or something that included moms and in some cases dads. But, basically it got to the point where no one was making any decisions and it looked like our site was going to die before it even got started. So today, I just said fuck it and registered the site with intensions of customizing it this weekend. That will happen. If you do happen to check between now and Monday, guess what, its probably going to look the same.


So, until we actually get up and start writing this is all just an elaborate test message.


Test...Test....

4 comments:

Romo said...
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Romo said...

This site could use some work. I've always wanted a place where i can bitch and moan. How about Willie hiring a deputy director of public services and neighborhoods for 100k after spending 5 months in jail in 1999 for having 70k cash in the freezer. The former Willie bodyguard will make the city proud and is probably over qualified for the position.

Romo

VCC said...

i'm all for a little Willie bashing.

Touched by an Uncle said...

Teddy King rapes puppies