February 15, 2008

Rhino Balls Told Me To..

"Yes, that is correct Mr. Grizzlies Fan, my rhino balls are huge. Prior to the events that have transpired in the past several weeks, I found myself laying in bed trying to fathom a way to pull the trigger on the Gasol deal. I'm not going to lie to you; I lost some sleep over it. Do you know what it’s like to slip into your trap door jammies made from the tears collected off the floor of the Forum and not be able to get a solid nights rest? No, I didn't think so! But it was then, in one of the sleepless nights that it hit me, I’ll just use god’s ginormous gift. I gritted my teeth, grabbed my love muscle, rolled over gave Mr. Kupchak a pat on the ass and said, ‘Lets do it.’"

1 comment:

TK said...

I'm sure half the GMs in the west could fill a baby pool with all the pre cum they got over the possibilty of obtaining Dakota's OG (mike miller) for a couple of craptacular players with asstastic contracts. Why do hate me Rhino Balls?