April 17, 2008

Kickballz Injury Report Week 2



So far this year we are looking at a few skinned ankles and knees. It appears that Derrick pulled is Labia and Ted King is out of the hospital.

The Ted King Story
After trying to leg out a grounder to first last night, he went lame. We thought long and hard on whether to put him out to pasture or send him down to get some rehab starts in our farm league. We just decided to make fun off him a bit instead.

Pour a little out for Ted who did strain his quad and is laid up at home right now yanking it to Lifetime's movie rendition of American Idol's Fantasia memoir's.

5 comments:

TK said...

in 30 mins. i'll be scarfing down some muscle relaxers and drinking beer. In the meantime i'm crying like cam after his mom took away his woobie. I consulted with the team MD and he said if I played for the beavers this injury never would have happened. However he said i could be back next week but i would lots of rest and bj's.

The VCC said...

Be there in 10 min.

TK said...

i wonder if there's a handicap league i could play in. I would dominate. First thing to do is trick out my scooter like the cars on fast and furious, but not the jap version. That shits for fags and marys. Oh and kens

The VCC said...

Your all fur coat and no trousers, you are.

TK said...

Also my junk is pretty much ok. They had to shave it down to the ol bald eagle to inspect it, but hey its cool. I'm a patriot. USA! USA! They did notice that after the shaving there was a tremendous amount of swelling. Nice.