July 20, 2008

Tourney Time:The Story of a Team Cumming Together




"Hey wait he spelled coming wrong. Oh... gross!!" Hey kids, sorry about the delay on posting, but I've waiting by the phone for you to call and it never happened. Good thing I didn't take your advice on holding my breath, slut. But enough about me and latent, sexual repressed anger, let's talk about those late night lurkers that kick balls to make everyone happy. As many of you may know the Memphis kickball season was coming to a close last weekend and we here at FDIO were on the edge of our seats to see if Midnight Delight would make it into the tourney. With the last game of the year being canceled due to some misplaced liquid on the field. We never had a chance to provide the selection committee with one las glimpse of our stellar play to make a bid for a spot in the deserving field. Luckily the committee, was able to recognize the tremendous potential spilling out of our uniforms. In the wake of the selection excitement, it was forgotten that we would be with out some of brightest stars and starlets. That's right we were being ditched for bigger and better things. The outfield was hit the hardest as the VCC decided it would be easier to ogle half naked chicks on the beach then trying to injury them with laser like throws to the chest. The next casualty in outfield, was our left centerfielder. Laura had a legit excuse she under went breast augmentation surgery to look more like this and help propel her momentum around the base paths. The team fully supports the surgery and wishes for a speedy recovery. Even more devastating of a loss was the combination of our pitcher and catcher. That's right we would be without Lindsay and Madolynn. These two have really worked hard all year long developing unspeakable chemistry and an unbreakable bond. I don't know what they were missing for, but it clearly looks justifiable. Keep up the good work girls. Without these key components the team would have to band together and forge ahead and we would.

As fate would have it, the kickball gods would pit Midnight Delight Vs. The Lil' Lebowski Urban Achievers. The very team that we were scheduled to play that previous Wed. The very team that had the same record as us. This was setting up to be a battle for the age, like Custer vs. Sitting Bull. The LLUA's would jump ahead early as MD was battling vicious heat and some harsh STDs. After some monstrous kicks and great defense, we jumped ahead by 1. But things would take a rough turn and the LLUA would soon lead by 3 with time running out. Things were looking bleak and spirits were running low. But something clicked and we rallied behind our fearless leader and his interpretive dancning. Next thing you know everyone is getting on base. Newbies Anna and Carrie, hold up their end with singles. Ken, Tanner and Scully all help out with big kicks and tie the game. We go to extra innings. In the extra frames Kim holds true to her t shirt and pitches well enough to get us out of the inning 1,2,3. After this all I know is we scored with ease. Don't remember who or how, just that it was real easy. Special thanks to Lil Joe who plugged the VCC's hole in the outfield, yeah I meant to say it like that. Also kudos to Scully who went 4-4 in the game. Helluva job by waiver wire pick ups, Kim, Anna, and Carrie. We couldn't have done it with out you.

As we were leaving the game with happiness and glee, we find out that the dreaded Brookhaven fell to Tom Selleck's Mustache. Could this day be any better. The excitement was bubbling over like, well, like gemma (sorry we're dating and asked for a shout out to get her career going). With an hour to wait in between games, we decided to take in a game. Fortunately for us we were getting used to the sight of Shirtless Steve, because apparently shirts were going to be optional against the team we played next. For our next game drew the Fighting Cocks. Apparently these guys knew their way around the gym and la pharmicia but not around the shirt rack. These guys were fucking huge. Also quick side note, the pitcher was super hot as well as the left fielder, and I'm pretty sure me and the left fielder shared a moment(she was a chick dicklick). Anyway we had been instructed to play deep on these guys. We kicked first and started out well getting 1 run across, then going 3 up 3 down (like your mom's Tuesday lunch) at the bottom of the first. Confidence was building and you could almost see a restrained jubilation on our faces like when the VCC found that dick treasure chest. We hung with the cocks (get it) for the first 4 innings when it was a close 4-1 them. Then they exploded for a shit ton load of runs (eloquent huh). I believe they had 2 grand slams in one inning. The only thing that could slow them down was when Tanner dropped some cum dumpster on her face at first kind of like this(go to the 1 min. mark). The end of the game was something like 17-1 but all in all we agree that we are a team on the rise.

It was a good year, a year to build on. There was laughing, crying. There were boobs, and bobos. Bonds were forged and dreams were broken. Bodies were pushed to the limit and against each other. We've been thru alot together and you'll be happy to know must of the cast will be back for a new season in the fall. The name may change but the fight will be the same. It was a season to remember. A bunch of rag tag kids, misfits, cast offs, and sluts (looking and Ken) came together to prove Memphis wrong. See ya soon.

2 comments:

The VCC said...

Thanks for a great season everyone and watching the Jew face plant made it all worth while.

Laura said...

Really sorry I had to miss the tournament.. but the boob job went wonderfully!