Oh my lovely Lauren. It's so good to see you again. (Hearing boos) I'm sorry sweetie hold on for a second while I chat with readers. (Aside) Yeah I know the show is gay, and I'm aware you people are way to cool watch, but then again you're reading my pretend conversation with my puddin pop so how fucking cool could you really be Fonzie? Sorry I didn't mean to yell at you like that my baby just makes me cuckcoo for coco puffs, oh and cheeky for cheeks. So just sit back and I'll try to make this as hetero as I possibly can. Ok sugar tits, sorry about that but I'm back. I remember when we first meet and you wore that super hot white bikini (sorry guys searched foerever and couldn't find it). I mean I knew you before that but I didn't know you had that smoking hot body. You were just a little girl trying to get me to love you for your big brain and not for your lil candy pants. Now your're all grows up. It seems like just yesterday we were talking about your short film career in some movie about curtains. I even sat by when you tried to make me jealous by dating douche after douche. But I'm willing to put that behind us as long as we don't have to hang out with flesh beared skeletor or the clueless wonder. But we can still hang with your other friends at the beach acting totally natural or just being NSFW(i wish I was a star in the worst way). Let me know. It's just good we're back together.
August 18, 2008
Posted by TK at 9:02 PM