September 17, 2008

FDIO - Kickballz Fall Game 2 Preview

FUCK THIS TEAM!



Tonight we play a bitter rival in Multiple Scoregasams. I know that we just came off the season opener and a tough loss, but I couldn't think of a better team to take our frustration out against than this team. Well...other than Foot Club. This is the team we played on Field #1 last year early in the season and if you recall, Jones got served in chug-off's. I hope that fat sack of monkey spunk is there tonight so we can turbo fuck his head. I really don't like this team. In addition to the tons-of-shit beer chugger, they also disputed the score last time, but thanks to our strong showing in the bottom of the final inning their dispute was moot.

We just need to keep the ball on the ground with this team and let them beat their selves. Sort of like Ted's Friday night date night. We'll get liquored up. Break a sweat. Then plant the demon seed of fear inside and outside them. I want this team to cancel there after game plans, so they can go home and nurse a wounded heart. I want to break their spirit as a team so bad that they question the existence of there team and dispute whether or not they will even show up for the rest of the season. Fuck this team and the gay fucking donkey they fucked as they rode in.

Gooooooooooo TEAM!




Opponent: Multiple Scoregasams
Game Time: 6:30 pm
Field #: #3

Predictions
Outcome: WIN
Score: 13-4
Our Record: 0-1

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Looks like you guys(Stars Gazers Delight) are 0-1 and soon to be 0-2. I think that your team would be better off staying at home or just going to Patricks, and just telling people you're winners.

Laura said...

stalker

TK said...

Looks like the dirty underbelly of kickball has reared its ugly head, and has blackened the eye of the crown prince team of the league. I have just one thing to say to you sir...Douche

Anonymous said...

I mean really. You all should pick a sport you might be better at, like curling or field hockey. I must admit that the females are quite HOT-but who is the little Pedro look alike that gets to run around in the out field?

Laura said...

just jealous you're not on the team

Anonymous said...

Jealous??? - This may be true. How does one join such a cool group like yours?

The VCC said...

First off all we need a full frontal nude black and white photo, preferable something done at the fair with a Lincoln beard and hat. Then you have to complete an oral test and then drilled with series of kickball related historical and rules related questions, or if you a chick and your hot, your in.

Anonymous said...

What if I look like paris hilton with an adams apple, along with some slight peach fuzz on the face.

What time do you guys/Hotties play? Can I watch?

Megan said...

Well this is a little creepy...

Laura said...

it's zed

The VCC said...

Yea! we hit double digits on comments for the first time!! Milestone crossed off the list.