Competition for non-competitors

Take the atmosphere of a baseball game, throw out all hand-eye coordination, take half the dudes away, add a dash of chicks, put beer in the dugout and use your feet instead of your hands at the plate and you have Kickball my friends. This year is gearing up to be one of intense, heated, and inebriated match-up's between groups of underachievers living out there sports hungry thru city organized sports. That's right, just one month from now the "Midnight Delight" will be taking over the Kickball world with cocks in hands (chicks can borrow ours). I know what your thinking, "Are you kidding me? Fucking kickball? What are you, 9 and pube-less?" I have one answer to all you fucks...Maybe. But nevertheless, kickball is a game that can drain you mentally and physically. Because by the time you rush home from work on a Wednesday, change clothes, then get back out in traffic, curse the Jap who just crossed 5 lanes of traffic to make an off ramp, get to the field, run the bases, chug 11 beers and then head to Patrick's Bar and Grill for the post game recap, that next Thursday at work is mentally tough. Our plan here at FDIO is to bring you pre-game and post game recaps. I know it sounds a bit much, since the only people reading this site actually play on the team...sorry Romo, maybe next year. But TK and I plan on being two fist deep in the groupies that come to all of our games.

First game of the season is March 9th.

You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.

Romo: So, should we post something?

TK: I think the VCC wants us to. What are you going to write about?

Romo: Not sure. I was thinking about doing some Tigers update, but I didn't really feel like doing it, so i searched for some already written articles and just told the VCC that some ass already took my idea. I think that bought me some more time.

TK: Man, i wish i would have thought of that. I just didn't answer his calls or emails. I'm making him think I'm playing hard to get, but i really just don't give a fuck.

Romo: Yeah, this whole blog thing sounded sort of fun when we were drunk, but now its just annoying. And work.

TK: I'm not sure what the hell we were thinking. I mean, this is actual work. When i get home from work, the last thing i want to do is get back on the computer. I mean, i got knob to gob.

Romo: Well, so what are you going to do?

TK: Not sure, you?

Romo: Probably just go to the site and comment on some of the VCC's stuff.

TK: Oooo, good idea. That will make him think that we are still into it and at least going to the site. Whats up with that counter thingy on the site. Is that supposed to look like a scoreboard?

Romo: Yeah, basically he wanted a counter so he could see how many times he visited his own site, what a fucking nut funnel. Want to make out?

TK: Absolutely!!



The VCC: Fucking queers. This is bullshit. I hate both of you.

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Making that Push for the Post Season!

Your Memphis Grizzlies, who were riding a 9 game losing streak, took on the Nets last night at the Forum. Well, if you haven't heard or seen the headlines, your Griz completed the season sweep of the high powered New Jersey Nets. The Memphian's who attended the game poured out into the streets and pandemonium sparked.



"I'm just happy to get a win. We needed to get out of that rut,'' said Mike Miller, who finished with 22 points for Memphis. "We have been working way too hard, and the coaches have been working way too hard to be losing games."

"Memphis coach Marc Iavaroni added: "It's not fun losing one game, so just multiply that by nine. That date Feb. 12 was starting to stick out in my mind a little bit."

So you heard it here folks, get your pocketbooks ready and clear some room on your calendar for the month of May, cause your Memphis Grizzlies are officially making there push for the playoffs.

The Cheese Is Old and Moldy

Topica, KS - Police were called early Tuesday morning to the 100 block of the "Topica Park and Save RV" lot. Police were summoned after repeated attempts by fellow travels to enter the RV of one John Madden [Boom!]. Upon entering the RV, Mr. Madden [Boom!] was found deceased. The reason for his death are cloudy as reports continue to filter in, but it would seem that Mr. Madden [Boom!] had taken his own life in the lite of the recent events of Mr. Brett Farve retiring.

The news of Green Bay Packers Bret Farve retirement came to Packers personal late Monday evening. So the time of death could have been between the late hours of Monday evening into the early hours of Tuesday morning.

Madden [Boom!] had long been an admiring super fan of Mississippi born Bret Farve. His love of Farve, which to some seemed over the top at times was always a fucking annoyance when the Packers played prime time Monday night games where the late Madden [Boom!] was co-host with a Mr. Al Micheal's. The duo moved to Sunday night this past year. Micheal's did not immediately return calls to his office.

Confirmed reports describe the seen as bizarre and sad. Police upon entering the RV, found Madden face down on the floor with no vital signs. Scattered around him were memorabilia depicting Farve. Madden [Boom!] was also naked with a plastic bag around his face and head area. An apparent casualty of a strangulation/masturbation gone wrong.

Madden [Boom!] was 71.